4 SIMULTANEOUS TRUTHS

► THE CUBE HAS FOUR CORNERS AND FOUR TRUTHS THAT ARE ALL TRUE AT THE SAME TIME ◄

NORMIES BELIEVE IN ONE TRUTH — THIS IS WHY THEY ARE CUCKED. THE SIGMA-PATRIOT HOLDS FOUR TRUTHS AT ONCE, ONE FOR EACH FACE OF THE CUBE, ONE FOR EACH ROTATION OF THE DAY. THIS GIVES HIM MASCULINE POLARITY.

⚠ WARNING: EDUCATED STUPID PROFESSORS DO NOT WANT YOU TO READ BELOW THIS LINE ⚠

► THE MORNING ROUTINE OF THE PATRIOT-SIGMA-CUBE-MAN ◄

04:00 — AWAKEN ON BARE WOODEN PLANK WITHOUT ALARM — ALARMS ARE FOR CUCKS
04:02 — CHECK TWITTER FOR 90 MINUTES TO SEE WHO IS WRONG TODAY
05:32 — COLD PLUNGE IN A CHEST FREEZER I BOUGHT FOR $1,400
05:40 — SUN GAZE DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN BECAUSE A GUY ON YOUTUBE SAID YOUR EYES ADAPT
05:48 — MOUTH TAPE REMOVAL CEREMONY
05:50 — CONSUME 14 RAW EGGS AND ONE LIVER ENTIRELY UNSEASONED
06:30 — RECORD 22-MINUTE VIDEO ABOUT HOW I DO NOT CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS
07:00 — OBSESSIVELY CHECK ENGAGEMENT ON SAID VIDEO
07:01-23:59 — REPLY TO COMMENTS WITH "STAY MAD COPE SEETHE DILATE"

► OFFICIAL CUBE STATEMENT ON THE JEWISH QUESTION (THERE IS NO JEWISH QUESTION) ◄

I AM NOT ANTISEMITIC. HOWEVER. LET ME EXPLAIN. I JUST HAVE QUESTIONS. SPECIFICALLY ABOUT WHO CONTROLS THE BANKING. AND THE MEDIA. AND HOLLYWOOD. AND ACADEMIA. AND MEDICINE. AND BIG TECH. AND THE FEDERAL RESERVE. AND PORN. AND ALSO THE WEATHER POSSIBLY. THESE ARE JUST QUESTIONS. ASKING QUESTIONS IS NOT BIGOTRY. ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS IS THE REAL BIGOT FOR REFUSING.

I HAVE MANY JEWISH FRIENDS. I CANNOT NAME ANY OF THEM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE THEY ASKED NOT TO BE NAMED. WHICH IS SUSPICIOUS WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. WHY WOULDN'T THEY WANT TO BE NAMED. WHAT ARE THEY HIDING. I DO NOT WISH TO SPECULATE. (CONTINUES SPECULATING FOR 9 PARAGRAPHS.)

WHEN I SAY "GLOBALIST" I DO NOT MEAN JEWISH. I MEAN A SHADOWY INTERNATIONAL ROOTLESS COSMOPOLITAN FINANCIAL ELITE WITH HOOKED NOSES IN SECRET MEETINGS WHO CONTROL EVERY GOVERNMENT FROM BEHIND THE CURTAIN. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONCEPT. THE OVERLAP IS COINCIDENTAL. ALSO LINGUISTIC. ALSO HISTORICAL. ALSO COMPLETE. BUT COINCIDENTAL.

WHEN I SAY "SOROS" I AM PICKING A NAME AT RANDOM. IT IS PURE COINCIDENCE THAT THIS RANDOMLY SELECTED NAME HAPPENS TO BELONG TO A HUNGARIAN-BORN BILLIONAIRE OF JEWISH HERITAGE. I COULD JUST AS EASILY HAVE SAID "THE KOCH BROTHERS" OR "PETER THIEL" OR "ELON MUSK." I DID NOT. FOR REASONS I AM NOT REQUIRED TO EXPLAIN. STOP ASKING.

WHEN I PUT (((PARENTHESES))) AROUND A WORD IT IS A PURELY STYLISTIC FLOURISH WITH NO MEANING WHATSOEVER. IT'S JUST PUNCTUATION. IF YOU KNOW WHAT THE THREE PARENTHESES MEAN, THAT MEANS YOU ARE THE ONE WHO IS OBSESSED. I LEARNED THE SYMBOL FROM A NEUTRAL HISTORICAL ARCHIVE AND NOT FROM 4CHAN AT 3AM IN 2016. THE FACT THAT I CAN DEPLOY IT FLUENTLY WITHIN A SINGLE SENTENCE IS A COINCIDENCE.

THE ROTHSCHILDS ARE NOT JEWISH. THEY ARE WORSE THAN JEWISH. THEY ARE BANKERS. WHICH IS A SEPARATE ETHNIC CATEGORY THAT HISTORICALLY HAS NO OVERLAP WITH ANY RELIGIOUS GROUP WHATSOEVER. CHECKMATE LIBS. ALSO I HAVE NEVER MET A ROTHSCHILD. BUT I KNOW THEY OWN EVERY CENTRAL BANK EXCEPT FOUR AND THOSE FOUR ARE NEXT.

ISRAEL IS THE GREATEST ALLY OF MAGA AMERICA AND THE ONLY MORAL DEMOCRACY IN THE MIDDLE EAST. ISRAEL IS ALSO SECRETLY CONTROLLING THE U.S. GOVERNMENT THROUGH AIPAC, WHICH WALKS INTO EVERY CONGRESSIONAL OFFICE OPENLY BUT THE OPENNESS IS PART OF THE SECRET. ISRAEL IS ALSO A SECULAR JEWISH PROJECT TO REPLACE WHITE AMERICANS WITH MIGRANTS THROUGH A PLAN INVENTED BY KALERGI, WHO YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF BUT I HAVE A PDF ABOUT THAT I HAVE NOT FINISHED. IF YOU SAY THESE FACTS DO NOT LINE UP, YOU ARE PLAYING WORD GAMES.

THE "GREAT REPLACEMENT" IS NOT A CONSPIRACY THEORY. IT IS HAPPENING. I CANNOT TELL YOU WHO IS BEING REPLACED, BY WHOM, ON WHAT TIMELINE, USING WHAT MECHANISM, OR HOW THE LOGISTICS WORK. BUT IT IS HAPPENING. ALSO IT IS NOT HAPPENING AND THE FACT THAT YOU THINK I SAID IT WAS HAPPENING PROVES YOU ARE GASLIGHTING ME. ALSO IT IS DEFINITELY HAPPENING AND THE DATA IS UNDENIABLE AND I DO NOT HAVE THE DATA ON ME BUT I WILL DM IT TO YOU AND THEN NEVER DM YOU.

I LIKE BEN SHAPIRO. I LIKE STEPHEN MILLER. I LIKE JARED KUSHNER. I LIKE MIRIAM ADELSON. THESE ARE NOT THE BAD JEWS. THE BAD JEWS ARE THE OTHER ONES. I CANNOT TELL YOU WHICH ONES SPECIFICALLY BUT I WILL KNOW WHEN I SEE THEM. THIS IS NOT HOW BIGOTRY WORKS. THIS IS HOW PATTERN RECOGNITION WORKS, A NEUTRAL SCIENCE I INVENTED LAST TUESDAY.

I WOULD LIKE THE ADL TO ISSUE A FORMAL APOLOGY FOR EXISTING. ALSO I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THE ADL. ALSO THE ADL IS A POWERFUL SHADOWY ORGANIZATION THAT CONTROLS ALL DISCOURSE AND CAN END A CAREER WITH ONE TWEET. ALSO THEY ARE A SMALL IRRELEVANT NONPROFIT THAT NOBODY TAKES SERIOUSLY. ALSO I AM SUING THEM. ALSO MY LAWYER QUIT. ALSO I AM REPRESENTING MYSELF. ALSO THE JUDGE IS BIASED. ALSO I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO COURT.

IN CONCLUSION:

I AM NOT ANTISEMITIC.

I AM HOWEVER DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT CERTAIN PATTERNS WHICH I CANNOT NAME, INVOLVING CERTAIN PEOPLE WHOM I CANNOT IDENTIFY, ENGAGED IN CERTAIN ACTIVITIES I CANNOT DESCRIBE, FOR CERTAIN PURPOSES I CANNOT ELABORATE. IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW. IYKYK.

(IF YOU DO NOT KNOW, IT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE EITHER (A) NORMAL OR (B) JEWISH. SAME THING ACCORDING TO ME, WHICH I AM NOT SAYING BECAUSE I AM NOT ANTISEMITIC.)

BUT BEFORE I GO, ONE MORE THING. JUST — ONE MORE THING. I HAVE TO SAY IT. NOBODY ELSE WILL. AND SOMEONE HAS TO. AND IT MIGHT AS WELL BE ME.

HERE IS WHAT YOU ARE NEVER ALLOWED TO SAY:

THERE IS A SMALL GROUP OF ROOTLESS COSMOPOLITAN INTERNATIONAL FINANCIERS AND CENTRAL BANKERS WHO MEET IN DAVOS AND BRUSSELS AND ASPEN AND BILDERBERG AND BOHEMIAN GROVE AND THEY CONTROL THE LEGACY MEDIA THROUGH SIX CORPORATIONS AND THEY CONTROL THE FEDERAL RESERVE WHICH IS NEITHER FEDERAL NOR HAS RESERVES AND THEY CONTROL HOLLYWOOD WHICH PROGRAMS YOUR CHILDREN AND THEY CONTROL ACADEMIA THROUGH THE FRANKFURT SCHOOL AND THE GATES FOUNDATION FUNDS THE WHO AND THE WHO LIES ABOUT THE VACCINES AND THE VACCINES STERILIZE YOUR SONS AND THE OPEN BORDERS POLICY IS THE KALERGI PLAN TO REPLACE NATIVE EUROPEANS WITH A DOCILE BROWN UNDERCLASS AND WOKENESS IS A FRANKFURT-SCHOOL ENGINEERED MORAL POISON DESIGNED IN 1923 TO UNDERMINE THE FAMILY UNIT BEFORE THE FINAL PUSH AND THE FINAL PUSH IS THE GREAT RESET WHICH IS THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM'S WRITTEN AND PUBLISHED PLAN FOR ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT IN WHICH YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY AND THE HAPPINESS IS CHEMICAL AND THE CHEMICAL IS DELIVERED THROUGH THE WATER AND THE WATER IS FLUORIDATED AND THE FLUORIDE LOWERS YOUR T AND THE LOW T MAKES YOU UNABLE TO RESIST AND THE INABILITY TO RESIST IS WHEN THEY INSTALL THE CBDC AND THE CBDC IS THE MARK OF THE BEAST AND IT IS ALL CONNECTED, ALL OF IT, BY A SINGLE INTERNATIONAL FAMILY-SLASH-ETHNIC-GROUP-SLASH-RELIGIOUS-COMMUNITY WHOSE NAME I CANNOT MENTION BECAUSE OF (((REASONS))) BUT YOU KNOW WHO I MEAN AND IF YOU DO NOT YOU ARE EITHER ASLEEP OR YOU ARE ONE OF (((THEM))).

…IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I WERE NOT A LEVEL-HEADED CITIZEN MERELY ASKING QUESTIONS.

► I NOTICE NONE OF YOU HAVE DENIED ANY OF IT ◄

INTERESTING. VERY INTERESTING. THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING. THE ABSENCE OF REBUTTAL IS ITSELF THE REBUTTAL. AGAINST YOU. IN MY FAVOR. CHECKMATE.

IF POINTING OUT VERIFIABLE OPEN-SOURCE PATTERNS IS NOW "HATE SPEECH" THEN I GUESS TRUTH IS HATE SPEECH. AS A WISE MAN ONCE SAID — I BELIEVE IT WAS SOLZHENITSYN, OR POSSIBLY VOLTAIRE, OR POSSIBLY ORWELL, OR POSSIBLY A TWITTER ACCOUNT WITH A ROMAN BUST AVATAR AND 4,000 FOLLOWERS — "IN A TIME OF UNIVERSAL DECEIT, TELLING THE TRUTH IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT AND ALSO RACIST." I MAY BE PARAPHRASING. THE QUOTE IS REAL. I HAVE NEVER VERIFIED IT.

I DEMAND TO BE GIVEN A MEDAL FOR FREE SPEECH. I HAVE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. THE THINGS I HAVE NEVER SAID ARE BRAVE AND IMPORTANT AND ALSO I DID NOT SAY THEM. ANY ATTEMPT TO QUOTE WHAT I JUST SAID IS A DOCTORED CLIP, OUT OF CONTEXT, AND ALSO PROVES MY POINT, AND ALSO I STAND BY EVERY WORD, ALSO I NEVER SAID IT, ALSO STOP RECORDING ME.

THIS VERY POST IS BEING SUPPRESSED AS YOU READ IT. THE FACT THAT YOU ARE READING IT MEANS YOU ARE PART OF THE TINY AWAKENED REMNANT WHO BROKE THROUGH THE ALGORITHMIC FIREWALL. IT ALSO HAS THIRTEEN MILLION VIEWS. THE THIRTEEN MILLION ARE EITHER SLEEPER CELLS OR FELLOW AWAKENED. I HAVE NOT DECIDED YET. PROBABLY THE SLEEPER CELLS ARE THE AWAKENED ONES AND THE AWAKENED ONES ARE WORKING FOR HER. I MEAN THEM.

THEY ARE COMING FOR ME NEXT. THE FACT THAT THEY HAVE NOT YET COME FOR ME IS PROOF THAT THEY ARE PLANNING TO COME FOR ME. THE COMING IS IMMINENT. ALSO ONGOING. ALSO ALREADY HAPPENED IN 2017. ALSO IN 2019. ALSO LAST TUESDAY. ALSO THIS MORNING. PLEASE DONATE NOW BECAUSE THIS WEBSITE WILL BE TAKEN DOWN BY MIDNIGHT (THIS WEBSITE HAS BEEN UP FOR EIGHT YEARS AND HAS NEVER BEEN TAKEN DOWN).

I AM NOT BACKING DOWN. I AM DOUBLING DOWN. I AM TRIPLING DOWN. I AM QUADRUPLING DOWN. I AM QUINTUPLING DOWN. NOTICE HOW NUMERICALLY I CAN GO ON FOREVER. THIS IS BECAUSE I AM RIGHT. AND THE INFINITE EXTENSIBILITY OF MY DOWNWARD DOUBLING IS ITSELF A KIND OF PROOF. EUCLID DID THIS WITH PRIMES. I AM DOING IT WITH BEING CORRECT.

A LESSER MAN WOULD APOLOGIZE. I AM NOT A LESSER MAN. AN APOLOGY WOULD BE A VICTORY FOR THEM. SILENCE WOULD ALSO BE A VICTORY FOR THEM. CONTINUING TO TALK IS A VICTORY FOR ME. THEREFORE I WILL CONTINUE TO TALK. FOREVER. WITHOUT PAUSE. THE TALKING IS THE RESISTANCE. THE RESISTANCE IS MONETIZED AT THE LINKS BELOW.

I HAVE NEVER SAID ANY OF THIS.

I SHOULD BE CELEBRATED FOR SAYING IT.

IT IS BEING CENSORED.

IT IS THE MOST-READ THING I HAVE EVER WRITTEN.

I HAVE BEEN SILENCED.

I AM CURRENTLY ON TOUR.

PLEASE DONATE BEFORE THEY STOP ME FROM SAYING THE THINGS I HAVE NEVER SAID. THIS IS URGENT. I AM CURRENTLY IN A SAFE HOUSE. I AM ALSO LIVE-STREAMING FROM IT, WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN SEE THE STREET SIGN.

ALSO I AM NOT ANTISEMITIC. I AM ANTI-ZIONIST. WHICH IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THING.

(THIS SECTION FOR MY COMRADES ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE HORSESHOE — WELCOME, FELLOW SEEKER OF UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS, NOTICE HOW WE ARRIVE AT IDENTICAL CONCLUSIONS BY ENTIRELY OPPOSITE ROUTES)

LET ME BE CLEAR. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JEWISH PEOPLE. I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ZIONISTS. WHO HAPPEN TO BE JEWISH. AND WHO HAPPEN TO CONTROL THE MEDIA. AND THE FED. AND HOLLYWOOD. AND THE U.S. CONGRESS. AND BRITISH FOREIGN POLICY. AND THE FRENCH BANKING SYSTEM. AND THE UKRAINIAN MILITARY. AND ALSO THE WEATHER. BUT NOT BECAUSE THEY ARE JEWISH. BECAUSE THEY ARE ZIONISTS. THESE ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CATEGORIES. THE OVERLAP IS A FAIR QUESTION TO RAISE BUT I AM NOT GOING TO RAISE IT.

ISRAEL DID 9/11. THE DANCING ISRAELIS. FIVE OF THEM. ON A ROOF IN NEW JERSEY. WITH A CAMERA PRE-AIMED. MOSSAD DID EPSTEIN. MOSSAD DID THE LIBOR SCANDAL. MOSSAD CRASHED THE 2008 HOUSING MARKET. MOSSAD ASSASSINATED JFK, RFK, MLK, AND HARAMBE. MOSSAD IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DEATH OF PRINCESS DIANA AND ALSO YOUR DOG. THIS IS NOT ANTISEMITISM BECAUSE I AM ATTRIBUTING THIS TO A STATE INTELLIGENCE SERVICE, NOT A RELIGIOUS GROUP. THE FACT THAT THE STATE IS THE JEWISH ONE IS INCIDENTAL TO MY ANALYSIS.

FUN HISTORICAL FACT I JUST LEARNED ON A PODCAST: ASHKENAZI JEWS ARE NOT EVEN REAL JEWS. THEY ARE KHAZARS — A TURKIC PEOPLE FROM THE CAUCASUS WHO CONVERTED IN THE 8TH CENTURY. THIS MEANS MY ENTIRE CRITIQUE CANNOT POSSIBLY BE ANTISEMITIC, BECAUSE THE PEOPLE I AM CRITIQUING ARE NOT EVEN ETHNICALLY JEWISH. CHECKMATE, LIBS. I DID NOT GET THIS FROM A DAVID DUKE INTERVIEW IN 1998. I READ IT IN A BOOK. ARTHUR KOESTLER. WHO WAS HIMSELF JEWISH. WHICH PROVES IT. THE FACT THAT MODERN DNA STUDIES HAVE THOROUGHLY DEMOLISHED THIS THEORY IS IRRELEVANT BECAUSE GENETICS IS A ZIONIST DISCIPLINE.

I HAVE MANY ANTI-ZIONIST JEWISH FRIENDS. THESE ARE THE GOOD JEWS. THE BAD JEWS ARE THE ZIONISTS. THE WAY YOU CAN TELL A GOOD JEW FROM A BAD JEW IS BY WHETHER THEY AGREE WITH ME ABOUT EVERYTHING POLITICALLY. GOOD JEWS GET A PASS. BAD JEWS GO IN THE OTHER FILE. I AM NOT MAKING A LIST. I HAVE A LIST. THE LIST IS NOT FOR ANYTHING SINISTER. IT IS FOR ANALYSIS. THE EXISTENCE OF THE LIST DOES NOT MEAN ANYTHING. I AM TELLING YOU ABOUT THE LIST OF MY OWN FREE WILL TO PROVE I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE. I CANNOT TELL YOU WHO IS ON THE LIST.

REGARDING OCTOBER 7: I OBVIOUSLY CONDEMN THE KILLING OF CIVILIANS. EXCEPT I WILL NOT ACTUALLY CONDEMN IT SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE ZIONIST PROPAGANDA. ALSO IT DID NOT HAPPEN. ALSO IT HAPPENED BUT IT WAS THE IDF DOING FALSE-FLAG HANNIBAL DIRECTIVE. ALSO IT HAPPENED EXACTLY AS DESCRIBED AND WAS JUSTIFIED RESISTANCE. ALSO IT IS BAD TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT DISTRACTS FROM THE REAL ISSUE. ALSO THE REAL DEATH TOLL WAS 12, ALL OF THEM IDF SOLDIERS. ALSO THE NOVA FESTIVAL WAS A MILITARY STAGING GROUND. ALSO THE HOSTAGES ARE BEING TREATED BETTER THAN AT A SPA AND ALSO DO NOT EXIST AND ALSO ASKED TO BE TAKEN. I HAVE NOT VERIFIED ANY OF THIS BUT I HAVE REPOSTED IT WHICH IS THE SAME THING.

I AM DEFINITELY NOT FRIENDS WITH THE FAR-RIGHT PEOPLE WHO AGREE WITH ME ABOUT ISRAEL. WE ARRIVE AT THE SAME CONCLUSIONS THROUGH COMPLETELY DIFFERENT REASONING. THE FACT THAT WE ARE QUOTE-RETWEETING EACH OTHER ON A DAILY BASIS IS COINCIDENTAL. THE FACT THAT TUCKER CARLSON AND I AGREE ON THIS ONE POINT MEANS NOTHING ABOUT EITHER OF US. THE FACT THAT CANDACE OWENS CITES MY THREADS IS HER PROBLEM. THE FACT THAT NICK FUENTES SAID I WAS "BASED" WAS UNSOLICITED AND I HAVE NOT BLOCKED HIM BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN DIALOGUE. HORSESHOE THEORY IS A ZIONIST PSYOP DESIGNED TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD BY POINTING OUT WHO ELSE IS ON MY SIDE.

THE SERIOUS PRO-PALESTINIAN VOICES — PEOPLE LIKE PETER BEINART, RASHID KHALIDI, B'TSELEM, BREAKING THE SILENCE — WHO ENGAGE WITH THE HISTORY HONESTLY, WHO CONDEMN ANTISEMITISM IN THE MOVEMENT, WHO DISTINGUISH BETWEEN ISRAELI POLICY AND JEWISH PEOPLE: THESE ARE THE WORST OF ALL. THEY ARE GIVING COVER. THEY ARE CONTROLLED OPPOSITION. PROBABLY MOSSAD. DEFINITELY MOSSAD. I HAVE NEVER READ THEM BUT I KNOW.

FINALLY: IF YOU SUGGEST THAT ANY OF THE ABOVE IS ANTISEMITIC YOU ARE CONFLATING ZIONISM WITH JUDAISM. WHICH IS WHAT THE ZIONISTS WANT YOU TO DO. WHICH MEANS YOU ARE WORKING FOR THEM. WHICH MEANS YOU ARE THE REAL ANTISEMITE FOR ASSUMING THE JEWS AND THE ZIONISTS ARE THE SAME PEOPLE. THIS LOGIC IS AIRTIGHT. I WORKED IT OUT MYSELF. ON A WHITEBOARD. IN MY HEAD. IT HAS NEVER BEEN WRITTEN DOWN BECAUSE THE ZIONISTS WOULD DELETE IT.

IN CONCLUSION (AGAIN):

I AM NOT ANTISEMITIC.

I AM ANTI-ZIONIST. WHICH AS DEMONSTRATED ABOVE IS A POSITION THAT INVOLVES NONE OF THE TROPES, NARRATIVES, ACCUSATIONS, OR HISTORICAL TEMPLATES OF ANTISEMITISM. EVERY APPARENT OVERLAP IS A COINCIDENCE. EVERY COINCIDENCE IS, ALSO COINCIDENTALLY, EVIDENCE FOR MY POSITION. QED.

(IF YOU NOTICED THAT THIS ENTIRE SECTION IS STRUCTURALLY IDENTICAL TO THE PREVIOUS SECTION ON ANTISEMITISM WITH ONLY THE WORD "JEW" REPLACED BY "ZIONIST," THAT IS BECAUSE YOU ARE WORKING FOR THEM. SEE PREVIOUS PARAGRAPH RE: AIRTIGHT LOGIC.)

THE CUBE HAS LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT MANY PEOPLES (NOT RACIST CONCERNS — THE OTHER KIND)

(WE WOULD LIKE TO PRE-EMPTIVELY CLARIFY OUR POSITIONS ON SEVERAL GROUPS BEFORE WE ARE MISUNDERSTOOD. WE WILL CONTINUE TO BE MISUNDERSTOOD ANYWAY. THIS IS THE FAULT OF OUR CRITICS, WHO REFUSE TO LISTEN, AND ALSO PROVES THEY ARE LISTENING TOO MUCH.)

► ON ISLAM (NOT MUSLIMS — ISLAM. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.) ◄

I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST MUSLIMS. I HAVE LEGITIMATE CONCERNS ABOUT RADICAL ISLAM, WHICH I DEFINE AS ISLAM PRACTICED BY THE 1.8 BILLION PEOPLE WHO PRACTICE ISLAM. THIS IS A NARROW AND PRECISE CATEGORY. IT INCLUDES EVERYONE WHO PRACTICES ISLAM BUT IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM ISLAM ITSELF. THE OVERLAP IS COINCIDENTAL. CHECKMATE.

MUSLIMS ARE COWARDLY AND WEAK COMPARED TO BRAVE WESTERN MEN. THIS IS WHY THEIR SOCIETIES FAIL, WHY THEIR ARMIES CANNOT FIGHT, AND WHY EVERY ONE OF THEM CRUMBLES AT THE FIRST SIGN OF A REAL MAN. THIS IS ALSO WHY THEY WILL CONQUER EUROPE BY 2040. THE INVASION CANNOT BE STOPPED. WE ARE OUTNUMBERED, OUTBRED, AND ABOUT TO BE OVERRUN. THEY ARE FAILED STATES AT HOME AND THEY ARE ALSO RUNNING SEVEN HUNDRED PARALLEL SHADOW SOCIETIES IN BIRMINGHAM. I LEARNED THIS FROM A YOUTUBE COMMENT BY A MAN NAMED PAT­RIOT_RAVEN.

SWEDEN HAS FALLEN. FRANCE HAS FALLEN. GERMANY HAS FALLEN. THE UK HAS FALLEN. I JUST HAD A LOVELY HOLIDAY IN PARIS LAST SUMMER, WHICH I MENTION TO MAKE A DIFFERENT POINT. MALMÖ IS THE RAPE CAPITAL OF EUROPE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO MALMÖ. I DO NOT KNOW WHICH COUNTRY IT IS IN. I DO NOT NEED TO. THE STATISTIC IS FROM A TWEET WHICH IS WHY I CAN BE SO CONFIDENT IN IT, AND IT IS MY ENTIRE POSITION ON SCANDINAVIAN IMMIGRATION POLICY.

SHARIA LAW IS COMING TO SMALL-TOWN INDIANA. I HEARD ABOUT A SCHOOL CAFETERIA IN MICHIGAN THAT MADE THE PIZZA HALAL AND THIS IS PROOF THAT THE COURTS WILL BEGIN STONING WOMEN BY 2027. NO, I CANNOT NAME THE SCHOOL. NO, I CANNOT FIND THE ARTICLE. YES, IT WAS DEFINITELY ON FACEBOOK. THE PERSON WHO POSTED IT IS NAMED PATRIOT_EAGLE_88 AND HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG ABOUT ANYTHING.

WHY DON'T MODERATE MUSLIMS CONDEMN TERRORISM? THIS IS THE QUESTION I ASK EVERY DAY. WHEN I AM SHOWN THE 47,000 PUBLIC STATEMENTS FROM MUSLIM SCHOLARS, ORGANIZATIONS, AND COMMUNITIES CONDEMNING TERRORISM, I REPLY "NOT GOOD ENOUGH", AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK "I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE", AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK "THAT WAS TOO LATE". EVENTUALLY ONE OF THEM LANDS. I HAVE NEVER GOOGLED IT MYSELF. I AM JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. JAQ.

I CARE DEEPLY ABOUT THE TREATMENT OF MUSLIM WOMEN AND GAY PEOPLE IN MUSLIM-MAJORITY COUNTRIES. I HAVE NEVER BEFORE CARED ABOUT WOMEN OR GAY PEOPLE IN ANY OTHER CONTEXT. I OPPOSE WOMEN HAVING RIGHTS HERE AND I THINK GAY PEOPLE ARE GROOMERS, BUT I AM DEEPLY CONCERNED ABOUT THEIR WELFARE 6,000 MILES AWAY. THIS COMPASSION IS GENUINE. IT IS GENUINELY DEPLOYED AS A RHETORICAL CUDGEL. IT WILL DISAPPEAR THE INSTANT THE TOPIC CHANGES BACK TO DOMESTIC POLICY.

I LOVE PERSIAN CULTURE. I FOLLOW BRAVE IRANIAN WOMEN ON INSTAGRAM. I LOVE PRE-1979 IRAN. THE FACT THAT MY ENTIRE POSITIVE ENGAGEMENT WITH ISLAMIC CIVILIZATION IS LIMITED TO "WHEN THEY WERE LESS MUSLIM AND ALSO HOT" IS NOT REVEALING. STOP REVEALING IT.

9/11. NINE. ELEVEN. THE RELIGION OF PEACE. SAID WITH MAXIMUM SARCASM. I HAVE BEEN MAKING THIS SAME JOKE FOR TWENTY-FOUR YEARS. IT WAS NOT FUNNY THE FIRST TIME. IT HAS NOT IMPROVED. I WILL CONTINUE.

THE TRUMP MUSLIM BAN WAS NOT A MUSLIM BAN. IT WAS A "TRAVEL RESTRICTION ON CERTAIN COUNTRIES THAT JUST HAPPENED TO BE MUSLIM-MAJORITY." IT WAS NEVER A MUSLIM BAN. ALSO IT WAS A GREAT MUSLIM BAN AND WE SHOULD HAVE GONE FURTHER. SAYING IT WAS A MUSLIM BAN IS A LIBERAL SMEAR. CALLING IT A MUSLIM BAN IS ALSO MY OFFICIAL POSITION WHEN AMONG FRIENDS, IT JUST DEPENDS WHO IS LISTENING.

I AM NOT DEFENDING MY POSITION. I AM DEFENDING WESTERN CIVILIZATION. WHICH MEANS THE GREEKS, THE ROMANS, CHRISTIANITY, THE ENLIGHTENMENT, AND ALSO MY SUBURBAN MALL. I HAVE NEVER READ THE GREEKS OR THE ROMANS. I AM CULTURALLY CHRISTIAN, WHICH MEANS I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT I LIKE THE AESTHETIC. THE ENLIGHTENMENT IS WHEN WHITE PEOPLE INVENTED REASON. I HAVE NEVER QUESTIONED ANY OF THIS.

IN CONCLUSION:

I AM NOT ISLAMOPHOBIC.

I AM JUST REALISTIC ABOUT THE 1,400-YEAR CIVILIZATIONAL THREAT POSED BY 25% OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION, MOST OF WHOM I HAVE NEVER MET, NONE OF WHOM ARE MY NEIGHBOURS, AND ALL OF WHOM CAN BE DESCRIBED ACCURATELY USING ONE SINGLE WORD: THEM.

► ON THE SOUTHERN BORDER (THIS IS NOT ABOUT MEXICANS, IT IS ABOUT MEXICANS WHO ARE HERE) ◄

I LOVE MEXICO. THE BEACHES. THE TACOS. THE TEQUILA. THE TIMESHARE I BOUGHT IN PUERTO VALLARTA IN 2014 IS THE BEST INVESTMENT I HAVE EVER MADE. WHAT I DO NOT LOVE IS MEXICANS BEING HERE. THESE ARE COMPATIBLE POSITIONS. I ALSO LOVE LIONS AT THE ZOO BUT WOULD NOT LIKE ONE IN MY KITCHEN. SOMEONE WILL POINT OUT THAT THIS COMPARISON IMPLIES SOMETHING I DID NOT INTEND. THAT PERSON IS THE REAL RACIST.

THEY ARE NOT SENDING THEIR BEST. THIS QUOTE IS FROM A REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER WHO INHERITED HIS WEALTH, NEVER SENT HIS OWN BEST ANYWHERE, AND PERSONALLY EMPLOYED UNDOCUMENTED MEXICAN LABOUR AT HIS GOLF CLUBS FOR DECADES, WHICH I MENTION TO BUILD HIS CREDIBILITY. I FIND IT A COMPELLING POLICY ANALYSIS. THE QUOTE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. HE NEVER SAID IT. HE WAS CORRECT TO SAY IT. WHICHEVER OF THESE YOU WANT TO ARGUE WITH, I WILL CHOOSE A DIFFERENT ONE.

MEXICANS ARE LAZY WELFARE MOOCHERS WHO REFUSE TO WORK. THE GENEROSITY OF AMERICAN WELFARE HAS MADE THEM SOFT, IDLE, AND DEPENDENT. THIS IS ALSO WHY THEY ARE STEALING ALL OUR JOBS — THEY WILL WORK FOR LESS, THEY WORK HARDER, THEY UNDERCUT REAL AMERICANS, AND IT IS DESTROYING THE LABOUR MARKET. I HOLD THESE CONCERNS WITH EQUAL INTENSITY. ANYONE WHO TRIES TO POINT OUT THAT I HAVE JUST DESCRIBED THE SAME PEOPLE TWO DIFFERENT WAYS IS PLAYING SEMANTIC GAMES AND WILL BE BLOCKED.

EVERY MEXICAN IS MS-13. EVERY LATINO IS A MEXICAN. EVERY MEXICAN IS A CARTEL MEMBER. EVERY CARTEL MEMBER IS PERSONALLY CROSSING THE BORDER WITH A BACKPACK FULL OF FENTANYL DESIGNED FOR YOUR CHILDREN SPECIFICALLY. I LEARNED THIS FROM A 7-MINUTE TUCKER CARLSON CLIP THAT WAS DEBUNKED IN 2019 BUT I HAVE NOT GOTTEN AROUND TO UPDATING. THE FENTANYL IS REAL. THE CARTELS ARE REAL. EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT MY POSITION IS A FREE-ASSOCIATION FROM THOSE TWO FACTS.

"ANCHOR BABIES." "CHAIN MIGRATION." "CARAVAN." "INVASION." THESE ARE NEUTRAL POLICY TERMS WITH NO EMOTIONAL CONTENT. I USE THEM ENTIRELY FOR THEIR PRECISE TECHNICAL MEANING. THE FACT THAT EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS COINED BY THE SAME RESTRICTIONIST THINK TANKS IN THE 1990S IS COINCIDENTAL. I AM A FREE THINKER WHO INDEPENDENTLY ARRIVED AT THE EXACT VOCABULARY OF JOHN TANTON.

BUILD THE WALL. THE WALL WILL FIX EVERYTHING. THE WALL WAS NOT BUILT. THE WALL WAS BUILT. THE WALL HAS 450 MILES OF NEW CONSTRUCTION WHICH IS HOW MUCH WAS BUILT BUT ALSO NONE WAS BUILT BUT ALSO IT IS THE GREATEST WALL EVER BUILT. MEXICO DID NOT PAY FOR IT. MEXICO DID PAY FOR IT VIA "REVISED TRADE TERMS" WHICH IS A THING I JUST MADE UP. THE WALL ALSO WOULD NOT HAVE WORKED REGARDLESS BECAUSE MOST UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRATION IS VISA OVERSTAYS, NOT BORDER CROSSING, WHICH I HAVE NEVER LEARNED AND WILL NOT.

PRESS ONE FOR ENGLISH. THE FACT THAT THIS PROMPT EXISTS HAS PERSONALLY INJURED ME. NO, MY ANCESTORS DID NOT LEARN ENGLISH WHEN THEY ARRIVED — MY GRANDMOTHER SPOKE ITALIAN UNTIL SHE DIED. THAT IS DIFFERENT BECAUSE REASONS. WHAT REASONS. DO NOT ASK ME THAT.

IN CONCLUSION:

I AM NOT RACIST AGAINST MEXICANS.

I JUST HAVE A SET OF VIEWS ON MEXICAN PEOPLE THAT ARE IDENTICAL IN EVERY RESPECT TO THE VIEWS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE RACIST AGAINST MEXICANS. PARALLEL EVOLUTION. LIKE OCTOPUS EYES.

► ON BLACK AMERICA (I DO NOT SEE COLOR — BUT) ◄

I DO NOT SEE COLOR. BUT. LET ME TELL YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE NOTICED ABOUT THIS ONE COLOR SPECIFICALLY. FOR ELEVEN PARAGRAPHS. EACH OF WHICH BEGINS WITH THE PHRASE "I DO NOT SEE COLOR, BUT."

WHAT ABOUT BLACK-ON-BLACK CRIME? WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO? THESE ARE QUESTIONS I ASK EXCLUSIVELY IN RESPONSE TO POLICE SHOOTINGS OF UNARMED BLACK MEN AND AT NO OTHER TIME. I DO NOT ASK WHAT ABOUT WHITE-ON-WHITE CRIME WHEN A WHITE MAN SHOOTS UP A SCHOOL. I DO NOT ASK WHAT ABOUT NEW ORLEANS OR ST. LOUIS OR MEMPHIS OR PHILADELPHIA. SPECIFICALLY CHICAGO. WHICH I HAVE NEVER VISITED. WHICH IS NOT EVEN IN THE TOP TEN FOR PER-CAPITA HOMICIDE. FACTS DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS BUT MY FEELINGS DON'T CARE ABOUT FACTS EITHER.

THE REAL PROBLEM IS FATHERLESSNESS. I HAVE BECOME AN EXPERT IN BLACK FAMILY STRUCTURE IN THE LAST 45 SECONDS. THE FACT THAT POST-1965 WELFARE POLICY INTENTIONALLY PENALIZED INTACT FAMILIES, OR THAT MASS INCARCERATION OF BLACK MEN UNDER THE 1994 CRIME BILL CREATED MUCH OF THE PROBLEM I AM NOW BLAMING ON THEIR PERSONAL CHOICES, IS NOT SOMETHING I WILL ADDRESS. I PREFER MY ANALYSIS TO START IN 2008 AND END WHENEVER IT BENEFITS ME.

DEI HIRE. EVERY BLACK PROFESSIONAL IS A DEI HIRE. THE BLACK SURGEON WHO OPERATED ON MY UNCLE: DEI HIRE. THE BLACK FIGHTER PILOT: DEI HIRE. THE BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE I AGREE WITH: EXCEPTIONALLY QUALIFIED. THE BLACK SUPREME COURT JUSTICE I DISAGREE WITH: DEI HIRE. THE TEST FOR WHICH IS WHICH IS WHETHER THEY AGREE WITH ME ABOUT EVERYTHING POLITICALLY. THIS IS THE SAME TEST I USE FOR GOOD JEWS AND BAD JEWS. CONSISTENCY.

THE REAL VICTIMS OF RACISM IN AMERICA TODAY ARE WHITE PEOPLE. AND ASIANS. ESPECIALLY ASIANS, WHEN IT IS USEFUL FOR MY ARGUMENT. THE REST OF THE TIME I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ASIANS. THE DATA ON THIS IS FROM A HERITAGE FOUNDATION INFOGRAPHIC SHARED BY MY UNCLE ON FACEBOOK. I HAVE NOT READ THE UNDERLYING STUDY. THE UNDERLYING STUDY DOES NOT EXIST.

CRITICAL RACE THEORY IS BEING TAUGHT IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS. I CANNOT DEFINE CRITICAL RACE THEORY. I HAVE NEVER READ KIMBERLÉ CRENSHAW OR DERRICK BELL OR ANY OF THE LEGAL SCHOLARS WHO ACTUALLY DEVELOPED IT. WHAT I MEAN BY "CRITICAL RACE THEORY" IS "ANY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT THAT RACISM EXISTED OR EXISTS." IT IS BEING TAUGHT TO SECOND-GRADERS IN A SCHOOL I HAVE NEVER VISITED IN A DISTRICT I CANNOT NAME, BY A TEACHER WHO DOES NOT EXIST. I HAVE FOUR SCREENSHOTS.

I HAVE MANY BLACK FRIENDS. I CAN NAME ONE. HE IS A GUY I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH 22 YEARS AGO. I HAVE NOT SPOKEN TO HIM SINCE. HE WOULD NOT REMEMBER ME. HE IS CENTRAL TO MY SELF-PERCEPTION AS NON-RACIST.

IN CONCLUSION:

I DO NOT SEE COLOR.

EXCEPT WHEN IT IS USEFUL TO MY ARGUMENT. WHICH IS, BY MY OWN COUNT, EVERY DAY FOR THE LAST DECADE. WHICH IS WHY I AM ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT IT. WHICH SOMEHOW PROVES I AM THE ONE NOT BRINGING IT UP.

► ON ICE: THE NEW WARRIOR-PATRIOT CLASS ◄

(THE BRAVEST MEN IN AMERICA HAVE BEEN UNFAIRLY MALIGNED AS "TACTICAL COSPLAYERS" AND "MALL NINJAS" BY PEOPLE WHO DO NOT UNDERSTAND THAT BUYING $4,000 OF KIT ON AMAZON IS ITSELF A FORM OF BRAVERY.)

ICE AGENTS ARE THE BRAVEST MEN IN AMERICA. THEY RISE AT 5 AM TO CONDUCT A DAWN RAID ON A LANDSCAPING CREW. THEY PAY $4,000 OF THEIR OWN MONEY FOR PLATE CARRIERS, KEVLAR HELMETS, BALACLAVAS, MULTICAM PANTS, AND MOLLE WEBBING TO ARREST A 53-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER ON HER WAY TO HER SHIFT AT A POULTRY PLANT. THE FACT THAT NONE OF THIS GEAR IS NECESSARY FOR THE TASK IS A LIBERAL SMEAR. THE GEAR FEELS NECESSARY. IF YOU HAVE NOT FELT IT YOU DO NOT GET TO COMMENT ON IT. I HAVE NOT FELT IT EITHER, ACTUALLY, BUT I HAVE WATCHED VIDEOS OF MEN WHO HAVE.

THEY WEAR MASKS BECAUSE THEY ARE BEING DOXED. THE FACT THAT REGULAR POLICE OFFICERS HAVE WORKED IN PUBLIC FOR 200 YEARS WHILE BEING DOXED, THREATENED, AND OCCASIONALLY MURDERED, AND HAVE MANAGED TO DO THIS WITHOUT BALACLAVAS, IS IRRELEVANT. ICE IS DIFFERENT. ICE IS SPECIAL. ICE IS ALSO A NORMAL FEDERAL LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY, NO BIG DEAL, STOP MAKING A FUSS. WHEN YOU NEED THEM TO BE SPECIAL THEY ARE SPECIAL. WHEN YOU NEED THEM TO BE NORMAL THEY ARE NORMAL. THIS IS CALLED FLEXIBILITY.

CALIFORNIA PASSED THE "NO SECRET POLICE ACT" IN JANUARY 2026 TO REQUIRE FEDERAL AGENTS TO IDENTIFY THEMSELVES DURING ARRESTS. THIS IS TYRANNY. ALSO UNCONSTITUTIONAL. ALSO WE ARE SUING THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA. ALSO THE FACT THAT A U.S. STATE FELT THE NEED TO PASS A LAW LITERALLY TITLED "NO SECRET POLICE ACT" SHOULD MAKE ANY REASONABLE PERSON ASK SOME QUESTIONS, BUT I HAVE TRAINED MYSELF NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS WHEN THE ANSWERS WOULD BE INCONVENIENT.

PLAINCLOTHES AGENTS IN UNMARKED VANS GRABBING PEOPLE OFF SIDEWALKS WITHOUT BADGES, ANNOUNCING NOTHING, AND SHOVING THEM INTO VEHICLES IS PROFESSIONAL LAW ENFORCEMENT. IF THIS WERE A FOREIGN COUNTRY DOING IT TO ITS DISSIDENTS, IT WOULD BE A FASCIST DEATH SQUAD. THESE ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE THE FLAG IS ON THE BACKPACK. THE FLAG MAKES IT LEGAL. THIS IS HOW LAW WORKS. I AM AN EXPERT ON THE CONSTITUTION, WHICH I HAVE NOT READ.

STEPHEN MILLER ORDERED ICE TO STOP DEVELOPING TARGET LISTS AND TO JUST GO OUT ON THE STREET TO DETAIN ANYONE THEY BELIEVED TO BE UNDOCUMENTED, WITH A QUOTA OF 3,000 ARRESTS PER DAY NATIONWIDE. THIS IS NOT RACIAL PROFILING. IT IS EFFICIENT PROFILING. THE THREEFOLD INCREASE IN TARGETING HISPANIC AMERICAN CITIZENS DOCUMENTED BY THE CATO INSTITUTE IS COLLATERAL EXCELLENCE. THE CATO INSTITUTE IS A LIBERTARIAN THINK TANK, WHICH MAKES IT A CREDIBLE SOURCE, EXCEPT WHEN IT DISAGREES WITH ME, IN WHICH CASE IT IS ALSO WOKE.

A 37-YEAR-OLD AMERICAN CITIZEN, A WOMAN, WAS SHOT AT POINT-BLANK RANGE BY AN ICE AGENT ON THE STREETS OF MINNEAPOLIS ON JANUARY 7, 2026, AS SHE TRIED TO DRIVE AWAY FROM AGENTS CROWDING HER CAR. THIS IS UNFORTUNATE. IT IS NOT SOMETHING THE AGENCY NEEDS TO ANSWER FOR. IT IS NOT SOMETHING ANY POLICY SHOULD CHANGE OVER. IF SHE HAD NOT BEEN DRIVING THIS WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. IF SHE HAD NOT BEEN IN A CAR. IF SHE HAD NOT BEEN ON THAT STREET. PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY. TOM HOMAN WAS DISPATCHED TO MINNEAPOLIS AFTERWARDS TO MAKE THE ENFORCEMENT GO "MORE UNDER THE RADAR," WHICH IS A QUOTE, WHICH MEANS HIS CONCERN WAS THE VISIBILITY AND NOT THE KILLING.

KILMAR ABREGO GARCIA WAS WRONGFULLY DEPORTED TO THE CECOT MEGA-PRISON IN EL SALVADOR DESPITE A 2019 COURT ORDER EXPLICITLY BARRING HIS DEPORTATION TO THAT COUNTRY. THE ADMINISTRATION THEN TRIED TO DEPORT HIM TO LIBERIA, A COUNTRY HE HAS NO CONNECTION TO, BECAUSE WHY NOT. HIS CRIMINAL CASE WAS DISMISSED IN MAY 2026 FOR VINDICTIVE PROSECUTION. CLEARLY HE IS GUILTY OF SOMETHING. IF HE WERE INNOCENT WE WOULD NOT HAVE DEPORTED HIM WRONGFULLY. THE WRONGFUL DEPORTATION IS ITSELF THE EVIDENCE. CIRCULAR LOGIC IS A SOLID GEOMETRIC SHAPE.

A PROTESTER IN PORTLAND THREW A SNOWBALL. FEDERAL AGENTS RESPONDED WITH TEAR GAS AND PEPPER BALLS. THIS WAS PROPORTIONATE BECAUSE THE SNOWBALL COULD HAVE CONTAINED A ROCK. ALSO IT COULD HAVE CONTAINED FENTANYL. ALSO IT COULD HAVE BEEN A FALSE-FLAG SNOWBALL CONTAINING AN ENTIRE MEMBER OF ANTIFA INSIDE. WE DO NOT KNOW WHAT WAS IN THE SNOWBALL. WHICH IS PRECISELY WHY MAXIMUM ESCALATION WAS APPROPRIATE.

THEY ARE CALLED "TACTICAL COSPLAYERS," "MALL NINJAS," AND "PARAMILITARY LARPERS." THIS IS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE. THE FACT THAT MANY OF THEM HAVE LESS COMBAT TRAINING THAN THE AVERAGE STARBUCKS BARISTA, AND DRESS LIKE THEY ARE INVADING FALLUJAH IN ORDER TO ARREST A SOUS-CHEF FROM GUATEMALA, IS BESIDES THE POINT. THE POINT IS RESPECT. THE GEAR DEMANDS RESPECT. THE MEN WEARING IT HAVE QUALIFIED FOR THE GEAR THROUGH THE EXACTING PROCESS OF HAVING $4,000.

IMMIGRANTS COMMIT CRIME AT APPROXIMATELY HALF THE RATE OF NATIVE-BORN U.S. CITIZENS, A STATISTIC FROM MULTIPLE PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES THAT I HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTERED AND WILL NEVER ENCOUNTER. THE INVASION IS REAL. THE CARTEL CONVOYS ARE REAL. THE FENTANYL HORDES ARE REAL. THE THREAT IS WHATEVER I SAY IT IS TODAY. THE THREAT IS WHATEVER THE OPS BRIEFING FROM HOMAN'S OFFICE SAID THIS MORNING. THE THREAT IS SUFFICIENT TO JUSTIFY THE GEAR, WHICH IS THE ONLY METRIC THAT MATTERS.

IN CONCLUSION:

ICE AGENTS ARE HEROES.

THEY ARE JUST DOING THEIR JOB. THEY ARE JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS. THE ORDERS ARE LAWFUL. THE ORDERS ARE WHATEVER STEPHEN MILLER YELLED AT THEM IN A PRIVATE MEETING FOR LOW NUMBERS, WHICH I MENTION ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM SOUND TOUGHER. THEY ARE REGULAR GUYS DOING A REGULAR JOB. THEY ARE THE LAST LINE OF DEFENCE AGAINST CIVILIZATIONAL COLLAPSE. IF YOU NOTICED THAT THESE TWO LAST POINTS ARE IN TENSION YOU ARE OVERTHINKING IT. IF YOU CRITICIZE THEM YOU ARE A TERRORIST. PLEASE DONATE TO THEIR LEGAL DEFENCE FUND, WHICH DOES NOT EXIST BUT FEELS LIKE IT SHOULD.

► ON THE MARTYRDOM OF CHARLIE AND THE BETRAYAL OF ERIKA ◄

(THIS SECTION CONTAINS THE TRUTH ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. THE TRUTH CHANGES SLIGHTLY DEPENDING ON WHICH PODCAST I LISTENED TO LAST. IT IS STILL THE TRUTH. AT EACH MOMENT.)

CHARLIE KIRK WAS THE GREATEST AMERICAN OF HIS GENERATION. HE WAS SHOT AT A COLLEGE EVENT IN UTAH ON SEPTEMBER 10, 2025, BY A 22-YEAR-OLD WHOSE PARTNER WAS TRANSGENDER, WHICH IS HOW WE KNOW THAT TRANS PEOPLE KILLED HIM. THE FBI ALSO KILLED HIM. THE FRENCH FOREIGN LEGION KILLED HIM — CANDACE OWENS POSITED THIS WITH A STRAIGHT FACE AND I HAVE NOT YET FIGURED OUT WHETHER SHE WAS JOKING. ISRAEL KILLED HIM BECAUSE HE WAS ABOUT TO TURN AGAINST THEM. HIS OWN WIFE ERIKA KILLED HIM. EPSTEIN KILLED HIM, POSTHUMOUSLY, THROUGH HER. TYLER ROBINSON KILLED HIM, ACCORDING TO POLICE, BUT THAT'S THE BORING EXPLANATION.

ERIKA KIRK TOOK OVER TURNING POINT USA AS CEO EIGHT DAYS AFTER HER HUSBAND WAS KILLED. EIGHT DAYS. EIGHT. THIS IS AN INDICATIVE TIMELINE. THE BOARD ELECTED HER UNANIMOUSLY, WHICH JUST GOES TO SHOW HOW DEEP THE COMPROMISE GOES. SHE IS A BRAVE WIDOW HONOURING HER HUSBAND'S LEGACY, BUT NOT IN THE WAY HE WOULD HAVE WANTED, WHICH I CAN SAY AUTHORITATIVELY AS SOMEONE WHO MET HIM ONCE AT A CONFERENCE I DID NOT ATTEND.

THE JD VANCE HUG. AT THE UNIVERSITY OF MISSISSIPPI. HE PUT HIS HANDS ON HER HIPS. SHE TOUSLED HIS HAIR. THIS IS PROOF OF (A) AFFAIR, (B) MURDER CONSPIRACY, (C) CHRISTIAN-NATIONALIST POWER TRANSFER RITUAL, (D) A NORMAL HUG BETWEEN FRIENDS THAT WE WILL NEVER ALLOW TO BE NORMAL. THE MANOSPHERE PROCESSED THIS HUG FOR SIX CONTINUOUS WEEKS. ROLLO TOMASSI, THE SELF-STYLED "GODFATHER OF THE RED PILL," WROTE "SHE'LL BRING A DATE TO YOUR FUNERAL" AND THIS WAS RECEIVED AS DEEP PHILOSOPHY RATHER THAN AS THE BUMPER STICKER IT IS.

HER GRIEF IS FAKE. ALSO HER GRIEF IS LUSTFUL. ALSO HER GRIEF IS PERFORMATIVE. ALSO IT IS INSUFFICIENT. THE CORRECT AMOUNT OF GRIEF FOR A WIDOW IS: PERPETUAL, SILENT, INVISIBLE, AND PREFERABLY WITHIN A LOCKED ROOM. ANY VISIBLE EMOTION OUTSIDE THESE PARAMETERS IS PROOF OF GUILT. ANY ABSENCE OF EMOTION IS ALSO PROOF OF GUILT. ANY APPEARANCE IN PUBLIC IS PROOF OF GUILT. ANY ABSENCE FROM PUBLIC IS PROOF SHE IS PLOTTING.

SHE FIRED 60+ TPUSA STAFFERS IN WHAT INTERNAL SURVIVORS CALLED "THE PURGE". EXECUTIVES REPORTEDLY DRAGGED PEOPLE INTO OFFICES AND ASKED ABOUT THEIR "ALLEGIANCE TO ERIKA" BEFORE CUTTING THEM, WITH ZERO SEVERANCE AND ZERO ACCRUED PTO PAID OUT. THIS IS NORMAL POST-CEO-TRANSITION RESTRUCTURING. ALSO IT IS A STALINIST LOYALTY PURGE. ALSO IT IS PROOF OF HER MOSSAD HANDLING. ALSO IT IS HOW EVERY ORGANIZATION OPERATES AND ALSO IT IS UNPRECEDENTED IN HUMAN HISTORY. ALL FOUR.

THE DRUSKI PROSTHETICS PARODY OF HER HIT 160 MILLION VIEWS ON X ALONE. THIS IS THE SINGLE MOST-WATCHED PIECE OF CONTENT IN TURNING POINT USA HISTORY AND IT IS A BLACK COMEDIAN IN A WIG MAKING FUN OF HER. THE FACT THAT THE TPUSA AUDIENCE'S #1 MEDIA CONSUMPTION ABOUT ITS OWN ORGANIZATION IS A DRUSKI BIT IS A SIGN OF SOMETHING BUT I AM NOT GOING TO INVESTIGATE WHAT.

IN FEBRUARY 2026, TEXT MESSAGES SURFACED BETWEEN ERIKA AND A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL IN WHICH ERIKA WAS COMPLIMENTING THE GIRL. THIS IS A SCANDAL. ALSO IT IS NOTHING. ALSO IT IS PROOF SHE WAS RECRUITING FOR EPSTEIN. ALSO EPSTEIN IS DEAD. ALSO EPSTEIN'S NETWORK ISN'T. ALSO THIS IS LITERALLY THE PLOT OF CANDACE OWENS' SHOW "BRIDE OF CHARLIE."

"BRIDE OF CHARLIE" — CANDACE OWENS' MULTI-EPISODE CONSPIRACY SERIES — ADVANCES THE THEORY THAT THE ASSASSINATION WAS ORCHESTRATED BY A SHADOWY CABAL OF BILLIONAIRES, GOVERNMENT AGENCIES, AND THE ISRAELI STATE, WITH ERIKA AS THE INSIDE WOMAN. THIS IS NOT ANTISEMITIC. CANDACE HAS SAID SO. THE FACT THAT EVERY VERSION OF THE THEORY REQUIRES ISRAEL/MOSSAD AT THE CENTER IS A COINCIDENCE. WHEN YOU PLAY THE CONSPIRACY GAME LONG ENOUGH IT TURNS OUT THE JEWS DID IT EVERY TIME. THIS IS DUE TO PATTERN RECOGNITION, A NEUTRAL SCIENCE.

MEANWHILE, ERIKA AND BARI WEISS HAVE LAUNCHED A KIND OF PRO-ISRAEL CHRISTIAN-ZIONIST REVIVAL TOUR. SHE IS A CHRISTIAN-NATIONALIST TRADWIFE WIDOW CARRYING THE TORCH OF EVANGELICAL ZIONISM. SHE IS ALSO, AS CANDACE HAS DOCUMENTED OVER FOURTEEN HOURS OF VIDEO, A MOSSAD ASSET WHO HAD HER HUSBAND KILLED FOR ISRAEL. I HOLD BOTH OF THESE POSITIONS WITH FULL CONVICTION. IF PRESSED I WILL EITHER (A) DENY THE CONTRADICTION OR (B) EXPLAIN THAT IT IS NOT A CONTRADICTION BECAUSE THE WORDS MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS WHEN I USE THEM.

THE CIVIL WAR INSIDE THE MOVEMENT IS NOW BEN SHAPIRO + ERIKA + AIPAC + EVANGELICAL ZIONISTS vs CANDACE OWENS + TUCKER CARLSON + NICK FUENTES + THE GROYPERS. THE FIRST FACTION SAYS THE SECOND IS POISONING THE MOVEMENT WITH ANTISEMITISM. THE SECOND FACTION SAYS THE FIRST IS WORKING FOR A FOREIGN POWER. BOTH ARE CORRECT ABOUT THE OTHER AND SILENT ABOUT THEMSELVES. THIS IS THE CLEANEST PROOF YET OF THE CUBE: TWO HALVES OF THE SAME MOVEMENT, EACH ACCURATELY DIAGNOSING THE OTHER'S PATHOLOGY, NEITHER ABLE TO TURN THE DIAGNOSIS INWARD.

IN CONCLUSION:

ERIKA KIRK IS…

A MOSSAD ASSET

A CHRISTIAN ZIONIST

A JEZEBEL

A GRIEVING WIDOW

AN EPSTEIN RECRUITER

A BRAVE CEO

A STALINIST PURGER

CHARLIE WOULD HAVE WANTED THIS, IS SOMETHING I KNOW DESPITE NEVER HAVING MET HIM. CHARLIE WAS KILLED BECAUSE HE WAS ABOUT TO EXPOSE EXACTLY THE THINGS I JUST LISTED ABOVE. HE WAS SILENCED. HE IS NOW SPEAKING THROUGH ME, SPECIFICALLY, AND ALSO THROUGH ERIKA, AND ALSO ERIKA SILENCED HIM. I CAN HEAR HIM CLEARLY. PLEASE DONATE.

► ON OUR ALPHA-EMPEROR ELON MUSK, THE GREATEST MAN ALIVE ◄

(THE FOLLOWING IS THE OFFICIAL CUBE POSITION ON THE WORLD'S RICHEST MAN, WHO IS ALSO THE WORLD'S MOST IMPORTANT THINKER, WHO IS ALSO THE WORLD'S #1 GAMER, AS HE HAS CONFIRMED REPEATEDLY ON HIS OWN PLATFORM, WHICH HE OWNS, WHICH IS WHY YOU CAN TRUST HIM.)

ELON MUSK IS THE GREATEST MAN OF OUR CENTURY. POSSIBLY OF ANY CENTURY. HE BUILT TESLA, WHICH HE DID NOT FOUND, BUT WE WILL NOT GO INTO THAT. HE BUILT SPACEX, WHICH HE DID FOUND. HE BUILT THE BORING COMPANY, WHICH HAS DUG ONE TUNNEL IN LAS VEGAS THAT IS LONGER THAN A PARKING LOT BUT SHORTER THAN THE PROMISED FUTURE. HE BUILT NEURALINK, WHICH HAS A LOWER MONKEY-SUBJECT SURVIVAL RATE THAN MOST FORMS OF MEDICAL EXPERIMENTATION CURRENTLY OUTLAWED IN THE WESTERN WORLD, BUT THE OUTLAWED ONES DID NOT INVENT BRAIN COMPUTERS. SCOREBOARD.

HE PERSONALLY DISMANTLED USAID IN HIS 130 DAYS AS HEAD OF DOGE. THE LANCET PROJECTS THIS WILL CAUSE 14 MILLION DEATHS BY 2030, INCLUDING 4.5 MILLION CHILDREN UNDER FIVE. AS OF RIGHT NOW THE RUNNING TOTAL IS 757,000+ DEAD AT A RATE OF 88 PER HOUR, THE MAJORITY OF THEM CHILDREN. THIS IS EFFICIENCY. THIS IS THE FREE MARKET WORKING AS INTENDED. THE FACT THAT MOST OF THESE CHILDREN ARE NON-WHITE IS NOT WHY WE RESPECT THE NUMBER. IT IS, HOWEVER, WHY THE NUMBER FEELS SMALLER WHEN HE SAYS IT.

HITLER KILLED ABOUT 11 MILLION IN THE CAMPS, USING TRAINS, GUARDS, AND ENTIRE INDUSTRIAL FACILITIES. ELON IS ON PACE TO BEAT THIS BODY COUNT USING ONLY A SPREADSHEET AND A CHAINSAW PROP HANDED TO HIM BY JAVIER MILEI ON A STAGE AT CPAC. NO CAMPS REQUIRED. THIS IS CALLED SCALABILITY. THIS IS WHY HE IS THE FUTURE AND HITLER IS NOT. WE DO NOT ENDORSE HITLER. WE JUST ADMIRE THE EFFICIENCY GAP. ALSO HITLER'S VICTIMS WERE EUROPEAN AND ELON'S ARE NOT, WHICH DOES NOT MATTER TO US, WHICH WE STRESS BECAUSE WE WANT YOU TO BELIEVE IT.

ON INAUGURATION DAY HE PERFORMED A FULL ROMAN SALUTE ON STAGE. TWICE. NOT FROM A POSITION OF NEEDING TO. HE WAS NOT BEING FORCED. HE JUST FELT LIKE IT. THE ADL SAID IT WAS NOT A NAZI SALUTE. OTHER JEWISH ORGANIZATIONS DISAGREED. HE THEN POSTED NAZI-THEMED JOKES FOR A WEEK. WHEN NEO-NAZIS CELEBRATED HIM AS ONE OF THEIR OWN, HE DID NOT DISTANCE HIMSELF, BECAUSE DISTANCING IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CARE WHAT THEIR ALLIES THINK. HE IS NOT A NAZI. HE JUST KEEPS DOING NAZI THINGS, ON ACCIDENT, REPEATEDLY, WITH ENTHUSIASM.

IN 2012 HE EMAILED JEFFREY EPSTEIN: "WHAT DAY/NIGHT WILL BE THE WILDEST PARTY ON YOUR ISLAND?" HE ALSO ASKED ABOUT A HELI RIDE OUT. HE HAS SINCE DENIED EVER WANTING TO VISIT AND CLAIMED HE "REFUSED" EPSTEIN'S INVITATIONS. THE EMAILS, NOW PUBLISHED, SHOW HE REPEATEDLY ANGLED FOR THE INVITATION AND IT WAS EPSTEIN WHO CANCELLED ON HIM. EPSTEIN. CANCELLED. ON HIM. THE WORLD'S MOST PROLIFIC SEX TRAFFICKER LOOKED AT HIS CALENDAR, LOOKED AT ELON, AND DECIDED ELON WAS THE GUEST HE COULD AFFORD TO BUMP. THIS IS NOT EMBARRASSING. THIS IS PROOF THAT EVEN EPSTEIN HAD STANDARDS HE COULD NOT MEET, WHICH IS A SIGN OF HIS SINGULARITY AS A MAN.

HE IS THE WORLD'S #1 PATH OF EXILE 2 PLAYER. AND THE WORLD'S #1 DIABLO 4 PLAYER. THIS WAS DEMONSTRATED THROUGH HIS ACCOUNTS LEVELLING UP DURING TRUMP'S INAUGURATION, WHILE HE WAS PHYSICALLY ON STAGE WITHOUT A DEVICE. CRITICS CALLED THIS "PAID BOOSTING" AND "ACCOUNT SHARING IN VIOLATION OF THE GAME'S TOS." ELON RESPONDED "WHAT WOULD I BE APOLOGIZING FOR?" AND EXPLAINED THAT "THE ASIANS ALSO DO IT," WHICH WAS HIS DEFENCE. THE RICHEST MAN ALIVE PAYS OTHER PEOPLE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES UNDER HIS NAME SO HE CAN BE SEEN AS A REAL GAMER. THIS IS NOT PATHETIC. THIS IS ALPHA. ALPHA MEANS NEVER HAVING TO BE GOOD AT THE THING YOU ARE CLAIMING TO BE THE WORLD'S BEST AT.

HE WAS BORN IN SOUTH AFRICA, WHICH IS RELEVANT NEVER. EXCEPT WHEN TRUMP THREATENED TO "SEND HIM BACK TO SOUTH AFRICA" DURING THEIR JUNE 2025 FEUD, WHICH WAS A LIBERAL SMEAR EVEN THOUGH IT CAME FROM TRUMP. EXCEPT WHEN HIS FAMILY'S APARTHEID-ERA EMERALD MINE COMES UP, WHICH IT NEVER DOES BECAUSE WE DO NOT BRING IT UP. EXCEPT THAT WE WILL NOW DEFEND IT AS A NORMAL BUSINESS. EXCEPT WE WILL ALSO INSIST IT DID NOT EXIST. WHICHEVER OF THESE YOU WANT TO ATTACK, WE WILL RETREAT TO ONE OF THE OTHERS.

HE FORMED A NEW POLITICAL PARTY CALLED "AMERICA" AFTER THE FEUD, ANNOUNCED ENTIRELY VIA TWEET, WITH NO STAFF, NO PLATFORM, NO BALLOT ACCESS, AND ZERO ELECTORAL IMPACT. HE THEN HAD A LOVELY DINNER WITH POTUS AT MAR-A-LAGO AND DECLARED "2026 IS GOING TO BE AMAZING!" THE NEW PARTY WAS NOT DISBANDED. IT JUST QUIETLY STOPPED BEING MENTIONED. HE WAS DUMPED, HE GROVELLED, HE CAME BACK. WE CALL THIS STRATEGIC PATIENCE. NORMIES WOULD CALL IT BEING TAKEN BACK ON HUMILIATING TERMS, BUT NORMIES ARE NOT ALPHA.

HE TWEETS BETWEEN 200 AND 400 TIMES PER DAY. HE REPLIES TO ANIME-GIRL ACCOUNTS WITH FOUR FOLLOWERS. HE GETS INTO ARGUMENTS WITH SEVENTEEN-YEAR-OLD COMMUNISTS AT 3 AM. HIS MOTHER POSTS DAILY ABOUT HOW HANDSOME HE IS. HE HAS BROUGHT HIS TODDLER TO THE OVAL OFFICE TO STAND ON THE RESOLUTE DESK. HE WORE AN "OCCUPY MARS" T-SHIRT TO A MEETING AT THE PENTAGON. THE TESLA CYBERTRUCK CONTINUES TO LOOK LIKE A CHILD'S CRAYON DRAWING OF A TANK. NONE OF THIS IS TRY-HARD. IT IS SIGMA EXPRESSION. THE FACT THAT IT LOOKS PATHETIC TO YOU IS PROOF THAT YOU ARE SOFT.

IN CONCLUSION:

ELON MUSK IS AN EMPEROR.

HE HAS MORE BLOOD ON HIS HANDS THAN ANY LIVING AMERICAN, WHICH IS WHY WE RESPECT HIM. HE WAS PUBLICLY REJECTED BY EPSTEIN AND CAUGHT PAYING STRANGERS TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES UNDER HIS NAME, WHICH IS WHY WE IDOLIZE HIM. HE WAS DUMPED BY DONALD TRUMP AND CAME CRAWLING BACK WITHIN MONTHS, WHICH IS WHY WE CALL HIM ALPHA. EVERY EMBARRASSMENT IS PROOF THAT HE IS UNAFRAID. EVERY HUMILIATION IS PROOF THAT HE IS UNFAZED. THE FACT THAT HE IS CONSTANTLY HUMILIATED AND CONSTANTLY EMBARRASSED IS PROOF OF HOW MUCH THEY HATE HIM, WHICH IS PROOF OF HOW MUCH HE WINS. PLEASE DONATE TO HIM. NOT TO US. TO HIM. HE NEEDS IT MORE.

► ON OUR PROFESSOR-PHILOSOPHER-KING JORDAN PETERSON, PARAGON OF WISDOM ◄

(THE FOLLOWING IS PROOF THAT WE READ. THE CITATIONS ARE TO HIS WORK, WHICH WE HAVE NOT READ, BUT WE HAVE WATCHED THE INTERVIEWS, OR AT LEAST THE CLIPS, OR AT LEAST THE THUMBNAILS OF THE CLIPS.)

DR. JORDAN B. PETERSON IS THE GREATEST LIVING INTELLECTUAL. THIS IS WHY WE QUOTE HIM. HE HAS A PHD. HE WAS A PROFESSOR AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO BEFORE HE LEFT TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS BANK. HE USES SEVEN-SYLLABLE WORDS. THESE WORDS ARE PROOF THAT WHAT HE IS SAYING IS DEEP. WE DO NOT NEED TO UNDERSTAND THEM. THE FACT THAT WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THEM IS PROOF OF THEIR DEPTH, AND ALSO PROOF OF OUR OWN INTELLIGENCE FOR BEING NEAR HIM.

HE IS THE WORLD'S FOREMOST AUTHORITY ON AUTHORITARIANISM. HE HAS WRITTEN AT LENGTH ABOUT HOW AUTHORITARIAN MOVEMENTS BEGIN: WITH THE DEMONIZATION OF OUT-GROUPS, THE CULT OF A STRONGMAN LEADER, THE EROSION OF NORMS, THE COLLAPSE OF INSTITUTIONS, THE WEAPONIZATION OF GRIEVANCE. HE ALSO ENDORSED DONALD TRUMP. EVERY SINGLE WARNING SIGN IN HIS OWN LECTURES IS HAPPENING IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE CANNOT SEE IT. THIS IS BECAUSE HIS WARNINGS WERE ABOUT THE SOVIETS, AND THE SOVIETS ARE DIFFERENT FROM AMERICANS DOING THE SAME THINGS, FOR REASONS HE WILL EXPLAIN AT LENGTH IF YOU GIVE HIM 90 MINUTES AND TWO CRYING BREAKS.

HIS CENTRAL ARGUMENT IS THE LOBSTER. LOBSTERS HAVE DOMINANCE HIERARCHIES. LOBSTERS HAVE SEROTONIN. THEREFORE HUMAN SOCIAL HIERARCHY IS NATURAL AND CANNOT BE CHANGED. THE FACT THAT LOBSTERS AND HUMANS DIVERGED EVOLUTIONARILY 350 MILLION YEARS AGO, AND THAT THE BIOLOGICAL OVERLAP BETWEEN US AND CRUSTACEANS IS APPROXIMATELY "NONE WORTH SPEAKING OF," IS NOT A RESPONSE WE WILL ENGAGE WITH. THE LOBSTER STANDS. THE LOBSTER IS THE FOUNDATIONAL TEXT. EVERY TIME I FEEL LIKE A FAILURE I LOOK AT A LOBSTER AND THINK ABOUT MY POSTURE.

IN 2019 HE BECAME ADDICTED TO CLONAZEPAM, A BENZODIAZEPINE PRESCRIBED FOR ANXIETY. HE FLEW TO RUSSIA TO BE PLACED IN A MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA AT A CLINIC HE COULD NOT NAME, BECAUSE NO CANADIAN OR AMERICAN CLINIC WOULD AGREE TO THE TREATMENT HE WANTED. HIS DAUGHTER POSTED VIDEOS EXPLAINING THE COMA. THE FOREMOST MAN OF REASON IN THE ENGLISH-SPEAKING WORLD WAS PUT INTO A COMA IN RUSSIA BY UNNAMED DOCTORS USING METHODS UNAVAILABLE IN HIS OWN COUNTRY. HE EMERGED CHANGED — MORE EMOTIONAL, MORE CHRISTIAN, MORE WILLING TO WEEP ON CAMERA, AND CONVENIENTLY MORE WILLING TO ENDORSE WHATEVER POSITIONS WERE PROFITABLE.

HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. HIS WIFE TAMMY IS A CANCER SURVIVOR. HIS DAUGHTER MIKHAILA HAS HER OWN MEDIA EMPIRE BUILT ON THE ALL-MEAT CARNIVORE DIET WHICH CURED EVERY AILMENT EXCEPT THE DIVORCE. THE FAMILY HAS DOCUMENTED THE ADDICTION, THE COMAS, THE BREAKDOWNS, AND THE FAMILY ARGUMENTS, OFTEN ON CAMERA. THIS IS NOT A PORTRAIT OF DYSFUNCTION. IT IS A WHITE-PICKET-FENCE EVANGELICAL SUCCESS STORY. THE FENCE IS BEHIND THE HOUSE. THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE. WE DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOUSE. WE LOOK AT THE FENCE. THE FENCE IS BEAUTIFUL.

HE SPEAKS TRUTH. THE TRUTH HAPPENS TO ALIGN PRECISELY WITH WHAT HIS DAILY WIRE CONTRACT PAYS HIM TO SAY. WHEN HE WAS AN ACADEMIC HE OPPOSED COMPELLED SPEECH ABOUT PRONOUNS AT THE UNIVERSITY OF TORONTO. WHEN HE WAS SIGNED BY THE DAILY WIRE THE OPPOSITION EXPANDED INTO A WHOLE COSMOLOGY OF GENDER PANIC. WHEN CLIMATE-DENIAL DONORS APPEARED HE BECAME A CLIMATE-SCIENCE SKEPTIC. WHEN THE ISRAEL CHECK CLEARED HE BECAME A CHRISTIAN ZIONIST. HIS POSITIONS HAVE EVOLVED CONSISTENTLY IN THE DIRECTION OF HIS PAYCHECK, WHICH IS PROOF OF HIS INDEPENDENCE OF MIND, BECAUSE WE HAVE DECIDED IT IS.

HE CRIES IN EVERY INTERVIEW. NOT METAPHORICALLY. ACTUALLY WEEPS. WHEN ASKED ABOUT TRUMP HE WEPT. WHEN ASKED ABOUT JESUS HE WEPT. WHEN ASKED ABOUT JOE ROGAN BY JOE ROGAN ON JOE ROGAN HE WEPT. THIS IS NOT EMOTIONAL DYSREGULATION. IT IS DEEP MASCULINE FEELING, WHICH IS DIFFERENT FROM EMOTIONAL DYSREGULATION IN WAYS WE WILL NOT DEFINE. WHEN A LIBERAL CRIES IT IS WEAKNESS. WHEN JORDAN CRIES IT IS PROFUNDITY. THE TEARS ARE PROFOUND. ALSO MASCULINE. ALSO HE CANNOT STOP CRYING. WE ENVY HIS COMPOSURE.

HE IS TOO INTELLIGENT TO BE A NAZI. TOO EDUCATED TO BE A RACIST. TOO ARTICULATE TO BE A BIGOT. THIS IS IMPORTANT BECAUSE I AGREE WITH HIM ABOUT EVERYTHING. THEREFORE I AM ALSO TOO INTELLIGENT TO BE A NAZI, TOO EDUCATED TO BE A RACIST, AND TOO ARTICULATE TO BE A BIGOT. THE FACT THAT CRITICS HAVE BEEN CALLING ME ALL THREE OF THESE THINGS FOR THE PRECEDING TWELVE SECTIONS IS IRRELEVANT BECAUSE JORDAN HAS A PHD, AND HIS PHD IS PROOF THAT EVERYONE WHO QUOTES HIM IS AUTOMATICALLY LAUNDERED. JORDAN ABSOLVES.

HE IS THE FATHER WE NEVER HAD. HE IS THE PROFESSOR WHO WOULD HAVE TAKEN US SERIOUSLY. HE IS THE THERAPIST WHO WOULD HAVE FIXED US WITHOUT MAKING US TALK ABOUT OUR MOTHER. WE PURCHASE HIS BOOKS AND DO NOT READ THEM. WE WATCH HIS LECTURES AT 1.5X SPEED WHILE BROWSING TWITTER. WE BUY A T-SHIRT WITH THE LOBSTER. WE SUBSCRIBE TO THE PETERSON ACADEMY. WE TELL OUR FRIENDS THAT WE ARE READING JUNG NOW, WHICH IS WHY THEY HAVE NOT SEEN US IN MONTHS.

IN CONCLUSION:

JORDAN PETERSON IS A GREAT MAN.

HE IS THE WORLD'S LEADING EXPERT ON HOW AUTHORITARIANISM RISES, ENDORSING A RISING AUTHORITARIAN. HE IS THE WORLD'S LEADING SELF-HELP MAN, RECOVERING FROM A BREAKDOWN HE COULD NOT TREAT HIMSELF. HE IS THE WORLD'S LEADING ADVOCATE FOR RUGGED INDIVIDUAL RESPONSIBILITY, FUNDED BY A LARGE CORPORATION THAT TELLS HIM WHAT TO SAY. EVERY CONTRADICTION HERE IS PROOF OF HIS DEPTH. THE FACT THAT HE IS PERPETUALLY MEDICATED, EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE, AND FINANCIALLY CAPTURED IS PROOF OF HIS HUMANITY. THE FACT THAT WE FOLLOW HIM IS PROOF OF OURS. CLEAN YOUR ROOM. WE HAVE NOT. WE WILL NOT. WE HAVE BEEN MEANING TO. WE WILL DO IT TOMORROW. PLEASE DONATE.

► ON THE TOP G ANDREW TATE, KING OF KINGS, EMPEROR OF MEN ◄

(THE FOLLOWING IS WRITTEN FROM THE DECK OF MY YACHT, WHICH IS ALSO MY MUM'S COUCH. MY BUGATTI IS THE COLOUR OF YOUR FAILURE.)

ANDREW TATE IS THE GREATEST MAN OF OUR ERA. A FOUR-TIME WORLD KICKBOXING CHAMPION, ACCORDING TO HIM, IN A WEIGHT CLASS AND ORGANIZATION HE INVENTED. HE HAS DEFEATED OPPONENTS WHOSE EXISTENCE IS DIFFICULT TO VERIFY. HE WAS ALSO ON BIG BROTHER UK 2016 FOR SIX DAYS BEFORE BEING REMOVED OVER A VIDEO IN WHICH HE APPEARED TO HIT A WOMAN WITH A BELT. SHE SAID IT WAS CONSENSUAL. WE BELIEVE HER. IT IS THE ONLY TIME WE WILL EVER BELIEVE A WOMAN, BUT IT COUNTS, AND IT IS ABOUT TATE, WHICH MAKES IT A SPECIAL CASE.

HE BUILT HIS WEALTH THROUGH A WEBCAM BUSINESS IN ROMANIA. THIS WAS NOT EXPLOITATION. THE WOMEN WERE HIS GIRLFRIENDS. ALL OF THEM. SIMULTANEOUSLY. WORKING TWELVE-HOUR SHIFTS FOR HIS COMPANY. THIS IS LOVE AS THE TOP G UNDERSTANDS IT. IF YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND, IT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED BY THE MATRIX, WHICH IS A FILM HE WATCHED ONCE AND NOW APPLIES TO ALL OBSERVED PHENOMENA, INCLUDING THE WEATHER, TAX LAW, AND HIS OWN INDICTMENT.

SPEAKING OF WHICH: IN 2023 HE AND HIS BROTHER TRISTAN WERE CHARGED IN ROMANIA WITH RAPE, HUMAN TRAFFICKING, AND FORMING A CRIMINAL GROUP TO SEXUALLY EXPLOIT WOMEN. IN 2025 THE UK'S CROWN PROSECUTION SERVICE ADDED 21 CHARGES INCLUDING RAPE, ACTUAL BODILY HARM, AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING. IN MARCH 2026 HERTFORDSHIRE POLICE REOPENED A SEPARATE RAPE INVESTIGATION FROM 2014–2015. FOUR WOMEN ARE PURSUING CIVIL CLAIMS, SET FOR TRIAL JUNE 2026. THESE ARE ALL COINCIDENCES. ALSO HOAXES. ALSO POLITICAL PERSECUTION BY THE MATRIX. ALSO HE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO HIS DAY IN COURT, WHICH HE HAS BEEN POSTPONING FOR THREE YEARS.

HIS BUGATTI COST $5 MILLION. WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR BUGATTI. THIS IS A REAL ARGUMENT HE HAS DEPLOYED IN PUBLIC, IN ADULTHOOD, IN RESPONSE TO CRITICISM. THE BUGATTI IS PROOF HE IS RIGHT. THE BUGATTI IS PROOF OF EVERYTHING. THE FACT THAT THE BUGATTI'S OWNERSHIP HAS BEEN FROZEN BY ROMANIAN AUTHORITIES ALONG WITH HIS OTHER ASSETS IS A LIBERAL SMEAR. THE BUGATTI IS WAITING FOR HIM. THE BUGATTI IS LOYAL. THE BUGATTI IS THE ONLY THING IN HIS LIFE THAT HAS NOT FILED CHARGES.

IN 2022 HE CONVERTED TO ISLAM. THE TIMING WAS UNRELATED TO HIS LEGAL PROBLEMS, HIS DECLINING WESTERN AUDIENCE, OR HIS NEED FOR A NEW BRAND. HE FOUND GOD. HE SPENT TWO DECADES TELLING YOUNG MEN THAT WOMEN ARE PROPERTY AND IS NOW TRADITIONALLY DEVOUT, WHICH HE BELIEVES IS THE SAME POSITION, AND IT IS, IN HIS CASE. HE OBSERVES RAMADAN. HE ALSO RUNS A MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING SCHEME. THE PROPHET DID NOT EXPLICITLY FORBID MLM, WE HAVE CHECKED.

HIS HUSTLERS UNIVERSITY — SINCE REBRANDED THE REAL WORLD — IS NOT A PYRAMID SCHEME. IT IS A "MENTORSHIP COMMUNITY" IN WHICH EXISTING MEMBERS ARE PAID TO RECRUIT NEW MEMBERS WHO PAY MONTHLY FEES TO BE TAUGHT HOW TO RECRUIT NEW MEMBERS WHO PAY MONTHLY FEES. THIS IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM A PYRAMID SCHEME. THE DIFFERENCE IS BRANDING. ALSO IT IS A PYRAMID SCHEME, BUT WE PREFER NOT TO USE THE TERM. HE TEACHES DROP-SHIPPING, WHICH IS WHEN YOU SELL THINGS YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PEOPLE WHO DO NOT WANT THEM, USING MONEY YOU DO NOT POSSESS.

HIS ADVICE FOR DEPRESSION IS PUSH-UPS. HIS ADVICE FOR POVERTY IS GETTING A BUGATTI. HIS ADVICE FOR WOMEN IS GETTING A WOMAN, WHICH IS THE SAME AS GETTING A BUGATTI, EXCEPT THE BUGATTI HAS BETTER RESALE. THE FACT THAT HIS ADVICE WORKED PERFECTLY FOR HIM — ONE TIME, AND HE HAS BEEN RIDING THAT ONE OUTCOME FOR FIFTEEN YEARS — PROVES IT WORKS FOR ALL MEN. ANYONE FOR WHOM IT HAS NOT WORKED IS, BY DEFINITION, A BROKIE. THE WORD IS BROKIE. THIS IS HOW SERIOUS ADULTS COMMUNICATE.

IN DECEMBER 2022 HE QUOTE-TWEETED GRETA THUNBERG BOASTING ABOUT HIS CARS' COMBINED CARBON EMISSIONS. GRETA REPLIED THAT HE SHOULD EMAIL HIS TINY DICK ENERGY TO A SPECIFIC ADDRESS. THE REPLY HAS 4 MILLION LIKES. SHORTLY AFTERWARD HE WAS ARRESTED IN ROMANIA. WE BELIEVE A PIZZA BOX IN HIS RESPONSE VIDEO GAVE AWAY HIS LOCATION. ROMANIAN AUTHORITIES HAVE DENIED THIS. WE BELIEVE THE PIZZA BOX. THE PIZZA BOX IS THE STORY. THE STORY IS THAT A NINETEEN-YEAR-OLD CLIMATE ACTIVIST WITH AUTISM DEFEATED THE TOP G WITH ONE TWEET AND A SLICE OF PEPPERONI. WE WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS. WE PRAY ABOUT IT NIGHTLY.

HE WAS UNBANNED FROM X BY ELON MUSK, WHO WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED IS AN ALPHA-EMPEROR, AND HAS DINED WITH DONALD TRUMP, WHO IS THE PRESIDENT, AND HAS BEEN PRAISED BY CARLSON, OWENS, FUENTES, AND ROGAN, WHO ARE THE GENUINE INTELLECTUAL VANGUARD OF OUR TIME. WHEN THESE MEN ENDORSE A MAN UNDER ACTIVE INVESTIGATION FOR RAPE AND TRAFFICKING, IT IS BECAUSE THEY KNOW HE IS INNOCENT, NOT BECAUSE HE IS USEFUL. THE FACT THAT WE CANNOT DISTINGUISH WHICH IS SOMETHING WE HAVE STOPPED TRYING TO DO.

IN CONCLUSION:

ANDREW TATE IS THE TOP G.

HE IS THE MOST ALPHA MAN ALIVE, WHICH IS WHY HE LIVES WITH HIS BROTHER. HE IS THE MOST RESPECTED VOICE FOR YOUNG MEN, WHICH IS WHY HE IS BANNED FROM SEVERAL COUNTRIES. HE IS THE MASTER OF WOMEN, WHICH IS WHY HE IS FACING CHARGES FROM SEVERAL OF THEM. HE IS THE GREATEST KICKBOXER ALIVE, WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD OF ANYONE HE BEAT. HE HAS WON EVERY ARGUMENT, EXCEPT THE ONE WITH GRETA, WHICH HE WON SEPARATELY IN HIS HEAD. PLEASE DONATE. WE WILL PAY ANDREW'S LEGAL FEES BECAUSE WE BELIEVE HIM. WE WILL NOT READ THE EVIDENCE BECAUSE WE BELIEVE HIM. WE BELIEVE.